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Here's the headline:


Missing French chef's body found stuffed in freezer




And here are some of people's comments:

- I'm so hot for you, I'm so hot for you, I'm so hot for you and you're so cold!!!!!!

- Am I the only one who thought about the movie "Ratatouille" before and after reading this story? Weird I know.

- I had heard they were playing a friendly game of hide and seek.(She's never looked for me in here !) And the award for the worlds greatest hider is.......

- "hey Jacques, zat is one strange lookeeeng side of beef, no? Hey, where is zee boss?"

- Revenge is a dish best served cold.........

- I hope that the Coroner follows the proper instructions while thawing him by placing him in the fridge over night and not just leaving him on the counter.

- When a woman tells you for the last time to put that toilet seat down...

- Do his kids now call him Pop Sicle?

- I am appalled at all of these negative comments. Respect the dead. I am certain the chef's heart is melting.

- I wonder if he suffered any Freezer Burn?

- I can see the tombstone now : " Here lies Jean-Francois Poinard not from concentrate, previously frozen "